Heather’s Vlog: Heather the Vampire Returns

Heather’s been away for a while. Here’s why.

5 Swirlies!

“It’s like the Donner Party in here. We have to eat something! I can only suck myself for so long.”

Yay! More Heather the Vampire!

Heather and her Dad explain why they haven’t posted in about a year – they’ve been hiding in a closet.

If you haven’t seen Heather before, you’re in for a treat. The interaction between between Heather and her dad is hysterical – in both senses of the word. This is one of my favorite shows on YouTube.

These episodes just make me feel good. Welcome back, Heather.

Vampire Mob S01E01

“We are all famous to a few people” – CC, French & German subtitles available.

http://www.VampireMob.com

3 Swirlies

“Don? You’re waking me up to make a sex tape?”

This is another very well known web series in web series circles.

Think Sopranos meets True Blood, with a strong mockumentary style. The series really focuses on characters and relationships, which is nice. The comedy is very subtle and dry. And the production, while obviously meant to look gritty and real, is nice. There’s a lot of “B roll” under the dialogue, which is an interesting choice. It certainly keeps the pace up.

This series surprises me because it takes what could be a very silly concept – a vampire mobster hitman – and plays it real straight. It’s still clearly a comedy, even if it is more about quiet chuckles and knowing smiles than belly laughs.

It’s well done, but it didn’t really ‘click’ with me. There was lots of backstory and set up, so I look forward to the next one.

FROM THE ‘THIS IS JUST ME’ DEPT. — I’m not a fan of the “next time” clips being at the end of the actual episode. I think they are important, but I would rather have them be a separate video. In a past series, we actually uploaded two different versions of the episodes, one with “previously on” clips and one without. What do you guys think? Should all web series include TV esque “next time” clips and “previously on” clips in the actual uploaded video? Should they skip them altogether?

Vampire Zombie Werewolf Ep.2 “An American Zombie in London”

What does it take to create a Vampire Zombie Werewolf? Some say less, some say moors.

4 Swirlies

“Look, I’m a werewolf and you’re gonna be one soon. So get used to it, dickhead.”

We find out how the producer’s clients became Vampire Zombie Werewolves.

The origin story is actually pretty funny, and the guy who plays the werewolf who bites the husband is absolutely hysterical – and worth watching for that scene alone.

The flashbacks are by far my favourite parts. The body of the episode – and the series – is the suburban couple trying to sell the story of their lives to a terrified web series producer. I’m not entirely sure where that’s going. Is it simply a framing structure for the flashbacks? The idea of a Vampire Zombie Werewolf is original, but the characters of the uptight suburbanites are ones we’re seen many times before. I feel like these scenes don’t have much in the way of story or gags. At least, not yet.

But, as I said, more than worth watching for the scenes on the moor. They’re pretty hilarious.

Vampire Zombie Werewolf Ep. 1

There are at least three things more terrifying than trying to finance a webseries in Hollywood.

VZW is a new Webseries from KATR Pictures. Episode 2 coming next week!

2 Swirlies

“You know, food that you serve to people.”

Before we get going, let me just mention it is always risky having a long opening sequence. Many people are gone after 20 seconds.

What I first noticed and admired about this show is the use of bright, bold colours. The product is very nicely done. The music is good, if a little intrusive and jokey. The editing and sound editing is tight, which is something that is a lot harder than the average person would ever think.

I wish it was funnier off the bat. There’s a few chuckles through out, but it feels like the whole thing is one big stall until the reveal at the end – a reveal that is sorta given away by the title. (I don’t think I’m ruining the surprise for anyone.)

But, as I have said in these pages before, pilots are very hard. I’ll being you their next episode when they post it and see what you think then.

Heather’s Vlog – It’s Hereditary

http://liamshow.com Heather explains how vampires become vampires.

4 Swirlies

“It’s kinda like marrying a hamburger. You can hold off for a while but eventually you’re gonna eat it.”

You can convert?

Another ep from the backlog of Heather’s Vlog. This one is about two two ways you can become a vampire; you’re either born a vampire or you can convert.

Not the funniest episode of the few I’ve seen, but there’s still one or two big laughs. Still very much worth seeing.

Heather’s Vlog – [Episode 1]

http://liamshow.com Kelly’s friend Heather started a vlog to get the bloody truth out there about vampires…because she is one. Happy Friday the 13th!!!

4 Swirlies

“Yes, once and for all, vampires celebrate Christmas.”

Heather Begins…

This is the first episode of Heather’s Vlog and the second one I’ve seen, and it is already something of a guilty pleasure. I’m kinda embarrassed how much I like it. Unlike a lot of stuff I watch (web or TV) Heather and her Dad surprise me and actually make me laugh out loud.

In this introductory episode, Heather explains what her Vampire family does to celebrate Christmas, while Dad tries to watch the skating he TIVOed.

It’s charming and feels honest. It doesn’t feel like they are trying too hard. I’m not sure if it is improvised, semi-improvised, or scripted but the characters are more strongly drawn in a short time than most anything else out there. All without sacrificing the gags needed to make a short online comedy episode work. I wish I could strap Fred down and make him watch it until he gets it. And, yes I know, the guy’s name isn’t actually Fred.

In going back to find the start of this series, I figured a little more out about how it came to be. It is some sort of spin off from something called Kelly Shoes – that’s where the clips from the nano-second long opening is from. And after watching it for the tenth time, the line, “Kelly rocks” makes more sense. But I have no idea who or what this Kelly Shoes person or show is. Why is it presented as if we all know it? I can’t even find any videos of it on Youtube! (If you do, put your links in the comments section.)

Heather’s Vlog is my current favourite comedy web series, and one of my favourite shows, period. Get ready to see a lot more of them posted as I go through the back catalog!

So, would this the first web series spin off? And if not, what would? I have a vague idea that lonelygirl15 had some sort of spin off…

I Kissed A Vampire – Act 1

This is Act 1 of I Kissed A Vampire. To download the full series and featurette, please visit www.itunes.com/ikissedavampire.This is the first time the web musical, starring Lucas Grabeel, Drew Seeley, and Adrian Slade is available for free on YouTube.

2 Swirlies

“She sings when she gets emotional.”

Wow, Twilght meets Glee.

I guess one of the things the internet provides is a quicker way to cash in on trends. I don’t know who’s behind this show, but it looks like they sunk a bunch of money into it.

Essentially, the guy is a newly turned vampire and his biggest problem is that he’s worried that his crush slash best friend won’t love him. Add two extended music video sequences and a “surprise” ending and you have what feels like a pitch at tweens. Is it meant to be an online ‘backdoor’ pilot for a TV series?

The production is slick, but it feels too slick and doesn’t really help creating any kind of mood. The acting is pretty bad (sorry guys, I know you’re trying your best.) I suppose if you’re 13 and think Glee and Twilight are the high water mark of cultural achievement this is the show for you.

If, on the other hand, you’re still discussing the ending of the Sopranos, made I suggest something else from the Watch List’s extensive menu?

Does it matter to you if you sense a webseries is just a thinly veiled attempt to get a TV show? Like they’re only dating you to get to your hotter friend?

Heather’s Vlog: New Moon

Heather’s dad can’t wait to see New Moon. He also gives advice about how to deal with werewolves. Heather doesn’t seem impressed.

5 Swirlies

“[Werewolves can't] transform out in the open. You have to be able to tuck your balls underneath inside.”

Youtube video diary comedy gold.

I stumbled on Heather’s Vlog completely by accident. I gotta tell you, this hysterical series could use a better title.

Cause this is a comedy vlog about a 16 year old vampire and her vampire Dad. Who, in this episode, happens to be obsessed with New Moon.

Once you figure that out (the blink and you missed it intro isn’t much of a help) the episode is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. The Dad’s feeling of community with the porn-for-13-year-old-girls’ film New Moon, his advice for dealing with werewolves, and Heather’s perfect reactions make this a perfect storm of comedy for me.

Maybe I’m over-reacting because of the excitement of discovery. It’s the first perfect 5 I have personally awarded. I think it deserves it, and even more I want you to watch this one. And tell us if you agree with me by leaving a comment.