Spellfury – Ep. 1

An elf and a human are hunted by a creepy demon!

2 Swirlies?

“I do sense of strong presence of magic.”

I don’t. Not with this video.

To be fair, it’s actually kind of hard to review this episode because, at its 1:14 length, it plays more like a teaser trailer than an episode. It’s 54 seconds of set-up and another 24 seconds of some creepy bluish demon who looks like he’s wearing one of those weird Asian baby masks from Brazil.

But the elf chick is hot. Her pointy-eared hotness coupled with the video’s brevity keeps it from getting boring. So that warrants at least two swirlies, I guess. But it’s hard to award the episode more than that because it’s not really clear what’s going on in this RPG-inspired show.

But then maybe I’m missing something. If you’re a fan of Spellfury or if hate the show, send us a comment and tell us what you think. You can even regale us with the tale of the last time you had sex with an elf. It’s all good…